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Cracoon- An individual that clearly does crack and loves trash of all sorts(paper waste, human waste, waste of space, etc).
-Most people end up with rodents in their attic but somehow I got the CRACOON.

-Person 1: Damn why is this bastard only out between sundown and sun up?
Person 2: That's what happens when you're a CRACOON.
Cracoon by Adorkable.me April 22, 2022
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cacoonpony 

when a pony reaches the ripe age of 1000 and garners enough wisdom through its life, it will start to go through its evolutionary phase of cacoonpony ✨✨✨ from there on, its body will be capsuled into a cacoon like state where its body and mind shall be cleansed from all impurities, only to be rebirthed as a pegasus ✨✨
"that pony is about to go into cacoonpony man, im so eggcited to see my first pegasus."
cacoonpony by vemodalen November 29, 2020
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A crab/baboon hybrid. Somewhat scary looking.
craboon
craboon by Vespresso May 31, 2019

Crackondesuer 

Crackondesuer is a condesuer who knows where the best stuff is. It's not a habit it's a hobby.
The crackondesuer is here let's get cooking
Crackondesuer by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021

craccoon 

someone with large, black bags under their eyes, like a raccoon's, after being up for several days due to the use of speed, crack, meth, etc.
After four days of constant partying,no sleep, and friends calling him craccoon, Bob finally decided to go home and sleep.
craccoon by UpTownAries March 7, 2003
New nickname for the Tacony neighborhood located in Northeast Philly. The reason for it was due to the recent crack epidemic, an increase in section 8 housing, new pawn shops, and liquor stores.
You can tell that dude's from Crackony cuz he only got 3 teeth! badlands
Crackony by Money$hotGun January 23, 2018

Cacooning 

The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.
Cacooning happens often when I watch Netflix with Bae.
Cacooning by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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