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craccoon

someone with large, black bags under their eyes, like a raccoon's, after being up for several days due to the use of speed, crack, meth, etc.
After four days of constant partying,no sleep, and friends calling him craccoon, Bob finally decided to go home and sleep.
by UpTownAries March 7, 2003
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Craccoon

Hello fellow cheese stick. I bet you came here to find out what human being would write about a raccoon on crack or whatever. Well guess what? I'm not a human. I'MMM MOTHER FUKIN DARK KERMIT and I would love to introduce you to my friend Craccoon, but the man's got his tings to do so allow me to describe him for you.

1-close your eyes and image ones that sparkle better than yours even shine
2- look at your hair and imagine having the cute bang all the girls love

3- look at your personality and imagine a movie, series, or book character thats above your level of human dicency

4- think about the way you treat your girlfriend, who is she? nonexsistent? thought so. ( its cuz he stole her)
5- and lastly but never least, imagine a laugh or a smile that can bright up your hole day within seconds

if you dare mix that into a mixing pot, add human, and looootttttsssssssssssssssss of coffe you get the one. the only. the great craccoon.

will you ever meet one you ask?

there's only one and hes my so come again ms.
thx
random thirsty boy-Why doesn't anyone like me?

me- cuz now that craccoons back, yor crack is wack sir, but he'll wack your back ;)))))))
by cheesysticks20 September 25, 2019
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Crackoon

A close friend who steals drugs from your winter stash, much like a raccoon in the wild.
Those bloody crackoons been snorting my coke again.
by TheRunningMoustache September 11, 2022
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crackcoon

A word used to insult a crackhead.or some1 who acks fucked up in the mind.or a person who has big black circles around their eyes.or a halfbacked mofo.
"Hey look at Matt Damask, That motherfuckin crackcoon!"
"This time ock is hittin it with him!!!"
by Kay kiss kiss December 31, 2004
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Crackcoon

Yo nigga, a crackcoon is stumbling across the street! He's blitzed!
by IWUTITBIG April 25, 2013
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Crackcoon

A crackhead whom enjoys playing in McDonald's garbage sheads
Jerry the crackcoons are in the garbage shead again. So if you go out there bring a stick.
by Chakin lover May 5, 2019
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Cracoon1

A person who loves to be called the racial term "Nigger". Also loves the anime " Darling in the Franxx".
Hi I love being a cracoon1! I am so racist! DAAAHLING!
by Reesky May 20, 2019
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