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Crackman 

That one person who brings hard ass drugs to a party like heroin,cocaine, and of course crack. No one likes this dude because he causes the death of many people in the future due to OD
Great...the Crackman is here
Crackman by SlimDicky August 14, 2018
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Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

crackanoia 

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.
“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”
crackanoia by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011
A person who hangs around a crack dealer or user and does odd jobs for them in exchange for crack.
Why is he always with that crack dealer working on his car ? Oh,

that's his crackhand.
crackhand by fluffmcgruff October 16, 2016

Clackmannan 

A shite hole full of drug addicts and alcoholics it’s a great place to get mugged then murdered in a church and an amazing place to kill yourself and don’t worry if your looking for a fix there’s plenty o dealers and 2 bars right next to the Co-op
Dae ya ken where a can get sum o the gid shit?”. “Aye cunt there’s a great place called Clackmannan they’ll hae what yer lookin fur”
Clackmannan by JJ Ferguson November 21, 2018
Bailey and loulou followed crackmas around and he got scared and ran
Lou: do you remember crackmas?
Bailey: yeah lmao i chased him and he ran
Crackmas by Tnqsi August 24, 2021

Crackaniggaspic 

1. A person of many descents, can but does not have to be of caucasian african and spanish descent.
2. a mutt of a human being.
That guy stole the car jumped the fence and then turned himself in. He must be a crackaniggaspic.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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