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crackhead hours 

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

Crackhead hours 

The time of the night when you need sleep, find everything hilarious, and wanna sing every song on the frozen soundtrack.... Crackhead hours are very dark hours
Welcome to crackhead hours! We hope you enjoy your stay. -your brain at 3 am

crackhead hours 

A certain time at night where you do random shit and don’t fucking know why. You get random bursts of energy and your brain isn’t functioning properly
11:30 is usually when my crackhead hours hit

crackhead hours 

the hours of night after 1am in which one is awake working,watching,tv,chillin,etc.
Guy: hey man how'd your report go?
Other Guy: It took me all-night, i was workin crackhead hours!!

Crackhead hours 

Any time between 11pm to 4:45 at night, when you can’t sleep and have nothing to do. At this time there is also crackheads out and about. Maybe they are nocturnal.
Jefranda was up at crackhead hours
Crackhead hours by Okurrking May 27, 2019

Crackhead hours 

crack head hours: normally between the hours of 11:30 pm to 5:30 am. These are the times you and your friends turn into absolute crackheads without actual crack or any other drug for that matter.

It can happen in real life, over text, or over video. Most times is something sexual and might end with you sending a picture of your cleavage to your two closest friends. I love crackhead hours and so should you.
Crackhead hours:
Your friend Guadalupe: “I feel crackhead hours are upon us”

You: “ah yes, I feel it too”
Your other friend Francisco: “BOOB = GOOD”
Crackhead hours by Ha!ley:) December 22, 2019
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