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cracker barrel crying 

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma
Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying

Cracker Barrel 

The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)
Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!
Cracker Barrel by bretata March 22, 2017

Cracker Barrel 

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.
Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.
Cracker Barrel by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

Cracker Barrel 

Chain of resturaunts that is based on a country store gimmick that combines a fairly varied store that sells mostly woodwork such as chairs and a resturaunt that is known for it's southern country style. Very good.
I went to cracker barrel the other day. I bought me a rocking chair and Momma's Pancake Breakfast.
Cracker Barrel by Hobo Spider September 15, 2005

cracker barrel 

where me and my boy Hudson get crazy shit from chicken fried chicken
me: hey dude, you wanna go get chicken fried chicken?
Hudson: yeah bro, im boutta get barrelled tonight at cracker barrel
cracker barrel by noelmillerspoop January 22, 2021

Asian Cracker Barrel 

An Asian Chode with huge balls. Also when an Asian Cracker Barrel is used during sex it can be called The Asian Cracker Barrel.