Cracker Jam

A large line of fat white people.

The line here at Costco is so huge, it's a cracker jam.

by DaveDuke June 2, 2015

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

The name of chips in the UK

Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!

by pencilwizard11 March 14, 2021

CrackerGame

When a group of males in a circle ejaculate on a saltine cracker and the last person to eject his sperm onto the cracker has to eat the cracker.

Jimmy togammmy bobby and cris are all playing the crackergame cris cums last so he eats the cracker

by Soggy Saltine June 20, 2012

crackerjax

lv 70 paladin in the world of warcraft. is one tough badass with tier 5 gloves. people in archimonde bow to him

dude, did u see crackerjax pwn lightforce yesterday?

by kimbo_slice October 16, 2007