crack pot

a term used to describe somone who is silly, retarded, idiotic, etc

Stop being such a fucking crack pot and listen to the story!

by Jennifer December 16, 2003

crack pot jack

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

by milkman78 December 18, 2015

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

crack the pot

When smoking marijuana, the first hit when you pack the pipe or bong also know as the green hit.

yo you can crack the pot, its your bud

by bless da king March 10, 2009

Pot crack

Someone who smokes crack from an asshole

Yo bro your a pot crack?

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

Mexican Crock Pot

Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces

Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!

by virgDics-on April 29, 2015

Dirty Crock Pot

When you take a shit and forget to flush, leaving it to sit and 'stew' for an extended period of time.

Mike's dirty crock pot stained my toilet bowl for a month.

by notlef September 14, 2010