Crack Case

Pointing out the obvious. Can also be referenced as "thanks captain obvious".

"Hey since Marist college is D1 we get full rides right?"

"crack case"

by Nick Kaszei March 3, 2015

crack the case

being a pervert and stalking people for info

im gonna crack the case onwho nico is dating,

by urboitimnothere October 10, 2017

crank case

Heavy user of amphetimines (crank).

I dont do business with a crank case.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Crank Case

1. A Crank Case is your bladder. This term is usually used when someone has to go to the bathroom and doesn't want to be completly rude or just to be funny.

2. A Crank Case is also a part in a car.

"Excuse me, I have to go defule my Crank Case."

by alabama April 9, 2006

crankcase

a portable meth lab.

crank

I got some Mr. Clean and a gallon of drano, let's get my crankcase and we be gittin' high in no time

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

crankcase

A sturdy case designed and constructed to hold one or more cranks or similarly dissatisfied and annoying individuals.

I tell you what Jerome. I sure wish we had put wheels on this particular crankcase 'cuz if we had it sure would be a helluva lot easier to tote Rich, Mitch, and the bitch around.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014

Crankcase

Another word for fleshlight and masturbation. Hand crank but with a case surrounding one’s penis. “Crankin down in the case”.

I just bought a Lightning McQueen crankcase, ima bust it up!

by CaptainSplooge June 20, 2024