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Crablegging 

A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.
Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.

Cablegami 

Refers to the art of arranging the cables inside one's computer case in a very tightly-integrated, neat, airflow-friendly manner. (This is especially important for those with windows in their rigs.) Derived from the Japanese "origami", the art of paper folding. Cablegami not only involves folding and twisting of cables, but, like origami, it is maddeningly difficult to do well.
"Man, did you see the cablegami that guy with the acrylic case pulled off?"
"Yeah, for a second I thought he had a wireless hard drive."
Cablegami by Doorbasher August 14, 2004

Giant Enemy Crablet 

The Giant Enemy Crablet is a video remake of a famous meme of The Giant Enemy Spider. This remake used clips from the Node and Steam videos (that were out at the time). These clips were collected from the game BONEWORKS, the best Virtual Reality game of 2019, and until full drive VR, of all time.
"The Giant Enemy Crablet HMM HMM HMHMHMHMHM MM MM MM M M M M M"
"Indeed my fellow Phord"
Giant Enemy Crablet by CamoHappy December 28, 2019
The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.

A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.
Cablegate by dookeyboy December 8, 2010
verb - to stalk or bother someone constantly as jim carrey did in the movie "The Cable Guy"
"dude, eric will not stop cableguying me. i wish he'd leave me along.
cableguy by hortonal July 2, 2005

cablegirl 

Hottie, babe, sexy girl, peice, swang
The cablegirl is a hottie.
cablegirl by Alex Dern September 5, 2008