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i’m crabby 

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.
Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY
Related Words
Term used in Bahamian dialect meaning pussy or vagina.
"Her crabbie loose bey"
"I know your crabbie drippin now"
crabbie by tingumdem January 7, 2006

Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014
The art of misbehaving, usually by tying balloons to noticeboards, or by beating the regular quiz winners at their own game.
Crabbis has struck again!.
That's just crabbis talk.
Are you ready for some crabbis?

Crabbing 

Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.
Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
Crabbing by Snifflypig March 31, 2021

Charlotte crabbe 

She is the best person in the world, so kind, and thoughtful, she's not a slag, she's gorgeous and beautiful.
hotcharlotte crabbe
Charlotte crabbe by yamanbob July 24, 2011