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Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014
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The art of misbehaving, usually by tying balloons to noticeboards, or by beating the regular quiz winners at their own game.
Crabbis has struck again!.
That's just crabbis talk.
Are you ready for some crabbis?

Crabbing 

Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.
Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
Crabbing by Snifflypig March 31, 2021

Charlotte crabbe 

She is the best person in the world, so kind, and thoughtful, she's not a slag, she's gorgeous and beautiful.
hotcharlotte crabbe
Charlotte crabbe by yamanbob July 24, 2011
Old Scottish slang for grumpy or miserable
Look at john. Why's he so crabbit looking?
crabbit by mississippi dave April 19, 2005

Sand Crabbing 

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.
"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."
Sand Crabbing by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011