Crab Tree

Some cunt u cant describe, theres something wrong in there head and u get the urge to smash him/her inexplicably, talks some weird kindsa shit, all over abnormal, a magnet to all shit that can happen, fucks underage people, just a fucking strange motherfucker.

Jez is this guy at vault, he is a crab tree

by Jera-Ziah January 19, 2010

Crab Tree Connection

An up-and-coming band founded by The Majestic Greg Miller who will be releasing their first single "Daemon Hatfield Is A Cat" sometime around the release date of Rock Band 2.

"The Crab Tree Connection is the greatest band ever!"

by Chris Cheverie September 28, 2008

Evelyn & Crab-tree Hands

A drinking game in which each player holds two bottles of beer (one between thumb and pointer finger and one between pointer and middle finger) in each hand and then secures the bottles with tape. Each bottle should have a straw in it for sipping. Prior to taping the bottles, light several freshly scented candles. Upon finishing the beers use the straws to blow the candles out. First person to finish all four beers and blow out the candle via straw proboscious wins.

Hey Nate, want to play Evelyn & Crab-Tree Hands? Ya know, the one from Tom Cruise's Top Gun.

by Transatlantic Gingerz June 22, 2013