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Crab Tree

Some cunt u cant describe, theres something wrong in there head and u get the urge to smash him/her inexplicably, talks some weird kindsa shit, all over abnormal, a magnet to all shit that can happen, fucks underage people, just a fucking strange motherfucker.
Jez is this guy at vault, he is a crab tree
by Jera-Ziah January 19, 2010
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Crab Tree Connection

An up-and-coming band founded by The Majestic Greg Miller who will be releasing their first single "Daemon Hatfield Is A Cat" sometime around the release date of Rock Band 2.
"The Crab Tree Connection is the greatest band ever!"
by Chris Cheverie September 28, 2008
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Evelyn & Crab-tree Hands

A drinking game in which each player holds two bottles of beer (one between thumb and pointer finger and one between pointer and middle finger) in each hand and then secures the bottles with tape. Each bottle should have a straw in it for sipping. Prior to taping the bottles, light several freshly scented candles. Upon finishing the beers use the straws to blow the candles out. First person to finish all four beers and blow out the candle via straw proboscious wins.
Hey Nate, want to play Evelyn & Crab-Tree Hands? Ya know, the one from Tom Cruise's Top Gun.
by Transatlantic Gingerz June 22, 2013
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Karen Crabtree

She’s a Karen teacher. Like that vegan teacher but minus the vegan part.
Ugh we have Karen Crabtree next.
by Deovol April 29, 2021
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Crabtree

1. inordinate over-fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
3. Slang. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
4. Psychoanalysis. delusional gratification derived from over-admiration of one's own imagined superior physical abilities, usually this solipsistic self-absorption syndrome is outgrown after adolescence, in rare cases will continue into adulthood.

Synonyms:
1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull, solipsist, egomaniac, diva, narcissist.

Origin: named after Michael Crabtree, a wide receiver drafted by the San Francisco 49ers as the 10th pick out of Texas Tech in the 2009 NFL Draft. Despite being offered a 20 million dollar contract, he has become the second-longest NFL rookie holdout in two decades.
The new actor on 'All My Children' was intent on getting paid the same pay as the show's highest paid actress, Susan Lucci. The producers of the long-running soap opera told the actor's agent, "Why is your client trying to be a 'Crabtree?' He is lucky to be given such a great opportunity!"
by ZonaCat Hansen September 24, 2009
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Crabtree

A type of tree grown in the amazon known to yield durable, red fruit that looks like a crab's shell. Crabfruit is very sweet and is used in various ancient remedies.
Amazonian tribes commonly use the fruit of the Crabtree to treat illnesses
by Doktoro Shoomul April 9, 2015
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Crabtree

JOE, RULE REMINDER. Your in Crabtree’s class now shush
by Deovol June 25, 2021
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