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Crabtree'd

I say Harold, that many over there is Crabtree'd.
by Craig Simpson September 27, 2007
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Crabtree'd

To get Crabtree'd is for a man to become infested with pubic crabs, to such an extant that his penis looks like a tree of pubic crabs, a "Crabtree."

Aside: This usually happens after an individual is too cheap to pay for a clean prostitute.
Man, my friend Bryan bought a $10 whore last night and was Crabtree'd bad.
by AngryDragonTear February 9, 2010
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dave crabtree

Dylan " ben has Dave being doing the Dave Crabtree again"
by One night stand Dave March 3, 2017
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Karen Crabtree

She’s a Karen teacher. Like that vegan teacher but minus the vegan part.
Ugh we have Karen Crabtree next.
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Crabtree

1. inordinate over-fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
3. Slang. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
4. Psychoanalysis. delusional gratification derived from over-admiration of one's own imagined superior physical abilities, usually this solipsistic self-absorption syndrome is outgrown after adolescence, in rare cases will continue into adulthood.

Synonyms:
1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull, solipsist, egomaniac, diva, narcissist.

Origin: named after Michael Crabtree, a wide receiver drafted by the San Francisco 49ers as the 10th pick out of Texas Tech in the 2009 NFL Draft. Despite being offered a 20 million dollar contract, he has become the second-longest NFL rookie holdout in two decades.
The new actor on 'All My Children' was intent on getting paid the same pay as the show's highest paid actress, Susan Lucci. The producers of the long-running soap opera told the actor's agent, "Why is your client trying to be a 'Crabtree?' He is lucky to be given such a great opportunity!"
by ZonaCat Hansen September 24, 2009
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Crabtree

A type of tree grown in the amazon known to yield durable, red fruit that looks like a crab's shell. Crabfruit is very sweet and is used in various ancient remedies.
Amazonian tribes commonly use the fruit of the Crabtree to treat illnesses
by Doktoro Shoomul April 9, 2015
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Crabtree

JOE, RULE REMINDER. Your in Crabtree’s class now shush
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