Cowgurl

An extremely hilarious person, usually from South Dakota, that loves to talk ghetto and make fun of people. Also known as: Space cowgurl, rodeo clown, curly fry and many other names. They also describe everything with the phrase "dats da BOMB". In deir spare time dey luhh to eat all da BOMB POPS on da planet and drank lots and lots of YOO-HOO!

"Dat effin CowGurl drank all of mah damn Yoohoos and eated all da Bomb Pops in mah refridgerator."

by Cowgurl Spancer October 20, 2009

Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.

Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019

All the Cowgirls sing your song

An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.

Person 1: "Hey I completed my SAT's!"
Person 2: "Congratulations! All the Cowgirls sing your song!"

by CaptainFlapjacks December 29, 2022

Covid Cowgirl

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.

I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

by Captain Longsack March 27, 2020

Drugstore Cowgirl

Someone with an addiction or severe medical condition that requires copious amounts of prescription medication. It applies to legit and illegal prescriptions.

I know a Drugstore Cowgirl, so afraid of getting bored. She's always running from something. So many things ignored"--Lyrics to 311's "Beautiful Didaster

by Joscel June 22, 2011

dominant cowgirl

Sex position like cowgirl or reverse cowgirl, but the woman is riding the guy's (or girl's) face, not his junk.

My parents walked in on us while we getting it on, but I didn't notice because she was riding my face dominant cowgirl style.

by Seatty November 27, 2013

colon cowgirl

(n.) A girl who partakes in lots of anal ass-play adventures at various locations on multiple occasions. Usually is on top during these adventures, but may occasionally ride side saddle.

That girl is a colon cowgirl because at least she can't get pregnant again.

by Philosophical123 April 21, 2010