Cowgar

A fat couger. AKA Moo-gar

"Hey, check out Alexandra's mom... she is a total cougar!!"

"No man... she needs to lose some lbs.. she is def a cowgar!"

Cowgar by FTD, The Boss November 7, 2011

Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.

Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

Cocaine Cowgirl by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019

Have at thee, coward! 

Shakespearean for "come at me, bro". Found in Act One of Romeo and Juliet.

Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!

Have at thee, coward! by saro_2109 April 29, 2013

All the Cowgirls sing your song 

An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.

Person 1: "Hey I completed my SAT's!"
Person 2: "Congratulations! All the Cowgirls sing your song!"

All the Cowgirls sing your song by CaptainFlapjacks December 29, 2022

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

cowardly custard by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

culture coward

Typically activists, teachers, and people with letters after their last name who reduce diversity to nothing but skin color.

That social just warrior just used the confused the word immigrant with person of color.

What a culture coward!

culture coward by Cinnabuns January 6, 2022