confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass
I was so confisted last night
by Toein my ass June 16, 2017
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Confisteal

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.
by Buzzyrd June 02, 2015
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confistent

Consistently double fisted.
In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.
by Tokyosea June 27, 2014
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