confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass

I was so confisted last night

by Toein my ass June 16, 2017

Confisteal

To confiscate something for your own use.

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.

by Buzzyrd May 31, 2015

confistent

Consistently double fisted.

In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.

by Tokyosea June 28, 2014