Cowey Cow
Cowey Cow by Super Coopz November 12, 2019
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Cowey is the equivilant of a female human offspring of a cow.
There has only been one recorded in the world and as far as anyone knows her current residence is Georgia in the USA.
She is surprisingly beautiful, provocative, skinny, glamorous, sexy, and loveable but expectedly crazy, spoiled, loud, random, flirtatious, and always eating.
She never sweats and always smells good.
She is always up for and adventure and squeezes her self out of trouble all the time but won't back down from a fight.
She migrates to her birth place, New Jersey, every summer.
Her usual habitat is a place called The Avenues but she never ventures outside of her den alone; instead she always travels in a "pack".
This "pack" normally cosists of her best chick friend and/or her "sister" but she believes in a thing called a "susage to coocher ratio" and in her opinion this ratio means that in her pack there should be more males then females and thats normally how it is unless the number of males vs. females if equal. If the ratio is off and there are more females then males in her pack then she will leave her pack to join a pack where the ratio is correct.
She obsessed with the male population, she loves the beach, and she is a Christian.
There has only been one recorded in the world and as far as anyone knows her current residence is Georgia in the USA.
She is surprisingly beautiful, provocative, skinny, glamorous, sexy, and loveable but expectedly crazy, spoiled, loud, random, flirtatious, and always eating.
She never sweats and always smells good.
She is always up for and adventure and squeezes her self out of trouble all the time but won't back down from a fight.
She migrates to her birth place, New Jersey, every summer.
Her usual habitat is a place called The Avenues but she never ventures outside of her den alone; instead she always travels in a "pack".
This "pack" normally cosists of her best chick friend and/or her "sister" but she believes in a thing called a "susage to coocher ratio" and in her opinion this ratio means that in her pack there should be more males then females and thats normally how it is unless the number of males vs. females if equal. If the ratio is off and there are more females then males in her pack then she will leave her pack to join a pack where the ratio is correct.
She obsessed with the male population, she loves the beach, and she is a Christian.
Cowey is a B.A.M.F.
Cowey by Nathanyel. March 8, 2011
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cowey by abi taylor December 12, 2003
Corey & Cowie
Similar to Peter and Jane, of the children's book series, published by the beloved LadyBird group. North Yorkshire slang, termed by my mate Dan from Stokesley, to describe male and female genitalia.
That lass has a battered Cowie ‘cos Big Stan and The Hipthrusters have smashed her with his massive Corey’.. Cowie female, Corey male. Corey & Cowie respectively
Corey & Cowie by Bigger Cockwomble August 21, 2020
Brian Cowen
Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.He is the leader of fianna fáil, a political party with no actual political aims besides staying in power.
BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
Brian Cowen by vote dustin October 27, 2008
Joe Cowen-Richards
The biggest coolest nerd of the twentieth century. Enjoys Halo and any other video game that doesn't "suck ass".
Joe Cowen-Richards by Nakiah Yo June 27, 2011
cowbey
"cowbey" is a Taiwanese slang means "shut the fuck up" or "bull shit". Usually used when people say something annoying.
The "cOwBEY" sticker is inspired by "OBEY".
The "cOwBEY" sticker is inspired by "OBEY".