Cowey

Cowey is the equivilant of a female human offspring of a cow.
There has only been one recorded in the world and as far as anyone knows her current residence is Georgia in the USA.
She is surprisingly beautiful, provocative, skinny, glamorous, sexy, and loveable but expectedly crazy, spoiled, loud, random, flirtatious, and always eating.
She never sweats and always smells good.
She is always up for and adventure and squeezes her self out of trouble all the time but won't back down from a fight.
She migrates to her birth place, New Jersey, every summer.
Her usual habitat is a place called The Avenues but she never ventures outside of her den alone; instead she always travels in a "pack".
This "pack" normally cosists of her best chick friend and/or her "sister" but she believes in a thing called a "susage to coocher ratio" and in her opinion this ratio means that in her pack there should be more males then females and thats normally how it is unless the number of males vs. females if equal. If the ratio is off and there are more females then males in her pack then she will leave her pack to join a pack where the ratio is correct.
She obsessed with the male population, she loves the beach, and she is a Christian.

Cowey is a B.A.M.F.

by Nathanyel. March 8, 2011

cowey

look at that size of that cowey,i had cowey with me bitch last nite,wheres that cowey gone,

i had cowey with me bird last nite

by abi taylor December 12, 2003

Cowey Cow

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

Person 1: hi cow
Cowey Cow: MOOO MOO MOO MOO

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

Corey Woods

Noun - Any forest, park, or woodlot where gay guys are known to meet up and make out in the bushes. Probably comes from the fact that Corey is an androgynous name (it can easily be a girl's name or a boy's name) or maybe from some peoples' outdated and mistaken impression that gay men are effeminate.

Guy #1 - "Let's just take a short cut through here!"

Guy #2 - "Hey, I'm STRAIGHT! - No way I'm going anywhere NEAR Corey Woods!!"

by MorphMaster79 January 13, 2013

Corey Woods

A magical, mythical place - a wonderful Enchanted Forest for gay males, young & old. It's a place where the sheer joy of men hugging & kissing & boning each other takes precedence above all else. A true gay paradise, existing only in the minds of those select individuals who know about such things.

"I dreamed I went to Corey Woods last night. It's like a non-stop Pride Parade there, honey!"

by CubsFan4ever February 5, 2013

Corey Woods

Originally a local slang name for one smalltown Canadian city park (the name of the exact original city is unlclear now) where younger gay men often congregated for anonymous sex. The term is now used by hipsters across Canada, mainly to describe similar wooded parks in major urban centers.

Kyle met his first serious boyfriend down at Corey Woods.

by PythonGuru December 13, 2010

Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!

Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.

by CannabisKings March 28, 2019