Covidtonk 

A hangout where everyone tailgates 6 feet away and drinks cider from a mill.

“Are you coming to the covidtonk, it’s at the orchard!”

Covidtonk by Dageraron April 29, 2020

Covidmonger 

A person who makes big profits from the existence of the Coronavirus.

He is a shameless Covidmonger.

Covidmonger by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Covidtown, USA 

Slang for any town in America with a high and expanding number of COVID-19 cases to put it on the map.

We’re livin’ right smack in Covidtown, USA!

Covidtown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2020

Covidtango 

A dance that results when two people try to dodge each other in an effort to keep a safe distance during the Covid 19 pandemic.

Adam and Jeni looked like they were doing the tango as they dodged breathing on each other in the narrow checkout aisle, it was a real Covidtango.

Covidtango by Dallasjeni April 19, 2020

Covidtose 

covidtose

/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/

adjective

Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.

“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020

“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020

“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020

"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.

Covidtose by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020

Covidtion 

Someone's health condition whether infected with covid or not and whether such improved for the better or worst.

Ultimately, doctors decide whether to use a ventilator on a certain patient's covidtion depending on his/her higher probability of survival.

Covidtion by Brotha.best April 13, 2020

covidconflict 

Civil unrest that arises from people being on lockdown from COVID-19. Altercations breakout over the stupidest shit. Protesting, murder, food and paper hoarding...

Covidconflict broke out at the Walmart by two chicks because one was hoarding all the tampons.

covidconflict by cpetkunas May 10, 2020