cpetkunas's definitions

have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.

Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo

by cpetkunas November 20, 2022

Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Nothing to look at

Referring to someone who is unattractive and has been beaten with an ugly stick.

Bertha's face is nothing to look at but she's got a killer body, for that I would hit it and quit it!

by cpetkunas July 12, 2019

Janoscos

Italian slang for boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, tatas, headlights, funbags.
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)

(in Italian accent) Hey Joey, did you see the janoscos on that babe?!

by cpetkunas July 15, 2019

Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.

Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!

by cpetkunas December 4, 2022

For good measure

In addition to something that has already been done.

I made Becky cum again for good measure since I was leaving for a business trip.

by cpetkunas December 25, 2019