cpetkunas's definitions

Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.

I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.

by cpetkunas July 4, 2019

Nothing to look at

Referring to someone who is unattractive and has been beaten with an ugly stick.

Bertha's face is nothing to look at but she's got a killer body, for that I would hit it and quit it!

by cpetkunas July 12, 2019

Janoscos

Italian slang for boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, tatas, headlights, funbags.
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)

(in Italian accent) Hey Joey, did you see the janoscos on that babe?!

by cpetkunas July 15, 2019

Destroyed the bathroom

When someone smells up a bathroom so bad from taking a shit it makes other people gag when they enter.

I wouldn't go in there. Who ever it was took a really smelly dump and destroyed the bathroom!

by cpetkunas April 20, 2019

For good measure

In addition to something that has already been done.

I made Becky cum again for good measure since I was leaving for a business trip.

by cpetkunas December 25, 2019

Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 8, 2019

Morning dump

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.

I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!

by cpetkunas May 26, 2019