43 definitions by cpetkunas
Your typical couple at the gym together not necessarily fit or there to workout but show excessive amounts of PDA. They are also a gym hog, taking up time on the equipment while arm and arm kissing each other when you are waiting to use it. Just get a room guys or keep that shit at home!!
by cpetkunas February 22, 2019
The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.
The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't
want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.
Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife
with your dick.
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't
want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.
Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife
with your dick.
by cpetkunas March 4, 2019
When someone smells up a bathroom so bad from taking a shit it makes other people gag when they enter.
by cpetkunas April 20, 2019
Basically stupid people on foot.
1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??
by cpetkunas February 21, 2019
Another slang term for vagina, pussy, ham sandwich, cock pit and many more. A man's beef that's inserted into a woman's box, beef box.
by cpetkunas November 4, 2023
by cpetkunas July 2, 2020
Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019