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Covidies 

Due to the pandemic, the original game referred to as "cooties" is being replaced by "Covidies". The rules remain unchanged. Covidies are equally as communicable as cooties and can only be prevented by crossing ones fingers. In rare instances, crossed shoe laces will work.
In third grade, he caught covidies because he forgot to cross his fingers before sitting in the girl's chair.
Covidies by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022
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Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.
Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.
Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020

covidist 

A feverish advocate, adherent or common follower of the New World Order's new psuedo-science world religion, Covidism.
The individuals in the worldwide scientific community are routinely silenced by the mass media controlled covidists.
covidist by Scribemaster May 27, 2020

covidless 

taemin: It looks like Trump isn't interested in putting the States under quarantine because he believes it is covidless.
covidless by shawologist April 3, 2020

Covidise 

to spread the Covid-19, to infect others with the coronavirus
Beware of those trying to covidise the society.
Covidise by birbaljha May 1, 2020
The act of dying because of the COVID-19 virus.
My granny covidead last week.

I can barely breath, I think I'm going to covidie.

I like the smell of covidead no-vax in the morning.
Covidie by pineroleso March 24, 2021

Covidism 

a person or place that uses the COVID-19 pandemic to justify their authoritarian practices.
due to COVID-19, we are requiring all students to be locked in their dorms for 2 weeks because they might kill someone. Covidism is the new and trendy authoritarian philosophy
Covidism by Sir Memelot January 13, 2021