One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.
"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"
Chusmeria are the details of gossip but more specifically the subject matter that someone uses to "talk shit" about someone else, usually an enemy but more often a frenemy (friend enemy).
"Yesterday I hung out with that bitch and she was talking a ton of chusmeria about you."