Countrytize

To countryfy a word, add unique slang.

Me, a country boy, was dating a girl from the city and I taught her how to countrytize her vocabulary.

by Keni333 February 14, 2022

Countryside Chav

Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.

tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.

by JoeMAMA'SASS October 31, 2019

Countryside High School

Ghetto Ass school where there are no windows in any of the classrooms. You can call it, a prision for minors. And the school smells like feet, reeks of retarded people, and 9/10 of the population of that school gets high and drunk off their asses every weekend, and have the brain capacity of an old gum wrapper.

You know little Jimmy, he goes to Countryside high school, because he's a retard. That's the only school that will accept him for his stupidity

by Heywud Jablome April 26, 2006

"countryside alliance"

The "countryside alliance" are a body of people, including a significant number of violent yobs, who parade at every given opportunity claiming to represent the rural population of Britain. What they are actually interested in is preserving the right of cretins to ponce around draped in guns, and of equally sad people to fart around on horses dressed in pink. Meanwhile, the REAL rural issues, like housing, lack of transport infrastructure, employment opportunities etc, are conveniently ignored. Research shows that the rural population is as equally divided on the issue of hunting as the urban, so to describe themselves as a pressure group for rural issues is an arrogant yet accurate reflection of the kind of fucktard who joins a group like this. It could be argued that for a person to want to own a gun should automatically preclude them being allowed to.

Truly, the "countryside alliance" puts the cunt into countryside .

by Southern Uplander May 1, 2008

Countryfile

Someone who has sex with underaged fields.

1: I just watched countryfile on the Internet.
2: Dude that is sick.

by benxben November 17, 2010

the countryside

A rural area designated for burnination.
May be sparsely populated with thatched-roof cottages and peasants.

Trogdor burninated the countryside.

by KG March 20, 2003

Countryside

Killing George Bush, get it, get it?

Lets go commit countryside

by Olly Moss April 3, 2003