Countryside

Killing George Bush, get it, get it?

Lets go commit countryside

by Olly Moss April 3, 2003

countryside

where trogdor smites the kerrek

"...And trogdor smote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination."

by OrAnGe PiE FaNaTiC April 13, 2004

countryside

what trogdor burninates along with peasants and thatched roof cottages

by agereein July 26, 2003

Countryside Chav

Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.

tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.

by JoeMAMA'SASS October 31, 2019

Countryside High School

Ghetto Ass school where there are no windows in any of the classrooms. You can call it, a prision for minors. And the school smells like feet, reeks of retarded people, and 9/10 of the population of that school gets high and drunk off their asses every weekend, and have the brain capacity of an old gum wrapper.

You know little Jimmy, he goes to Countryside high school, because he's a retard. That's the only school that will accept him for his stupidity

by Heywud Jablome April 26, 2006

"countryside alliance"

The "countryside alliance" are a body of people, including a significant number of violent yobs, who parade at every given opportunity claiming to represent the rural population of Britain. What they are actually interested in is preserving the right of cretins to ponce around draped in guns, and of equally sad people to fart around on horses dressed in pink. Meanwhile, the REAL rural issues, like housing, lack of transport infrastructure, employment opportunities etc, are conveniently ignored. Research shows that the rural population is as equally divided on the issue of hunting as the urban, so to describe themselves as a pressure group for rural issues is an arrogant yet accurate reflection of the kind of fucktard who joins a group like this. It could be argued that for a person to want to own a gun should automatically preclude them being allowed to.

Truly, the "countryside alliance" puts the cunt into countryside .

by Southern Uplander May 1, 2008

Countryside Banana Slama

During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area

I gave my girlfriend the countryside banana slama and now my banana is mushy

by TheMajesticPirate September 6, 2016