A rural area designated for burnination.
May be sparsely populated with thatched-roof cottages and peasants.
Trogdor burninated the countryside.
by KG March 20, 2003
The physical land area that is constantly being burninated by Trogdor the Burninator.
Burninating THE COUNTRYSIDE, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people, and their THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!
where trogdor smites the kerrek
"...And trogdor smote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination."
by OrAnGe PiE FaNaTiC April 13, 2004
Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.
tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.
by JoeMAMA'SASS November 1, 2019
The act of sticking your balls in a girls vagina until they climax. After, shove your dick into her ass, while keeping balls in contact with the vagina. Then shit on the bed, force it into a jar and proceed to cook it on the oven for medium high heat. Once done, proceed to pour it into both holes of the woman, and cum in her ass.
John: "Yo, I heard dylan gave sky a Maineville countryside last night."

Bobby: "Yo thats sick my guy!"
by Xaedius May 12, 2022