Countryfile 

Someone who has sex with underaged fields.

1: I just watched countryfile on the Internet.
2: Dude that is sick.

Countryfile by benxben November 17, 2010

Countryfile 

Sexual intercourse

“Jamie’s happy this morning,” said Dave
“Yeah,” replied Brian. “He enjoyed a bit of Countryfile with Maria this morning.”

Countryfile by HatterJamie April 13, 2020

Countryside Chav 

Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.

tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.

Countryside Chav by JoeMAMA'SASS October 31, 2019

Countryside High School

Ghetto Ass school where there are no windows in any of the classrooms. You can call it, a prision for minors. And the school smells like feet, reeks of retarded people, and 9/10 of the population of that school gets high and drunk off their asses every weekend, and have the brain capacity of an old gum wrapper.

You know little Jimmy, he goes to Countryside high school, because he's a retard. That's the only school that will accept him for his stupidity

Countryside High School by Heywud Jablome April 26, 2006

Countryphile 

A person who loves or has a strong affinity or preference for living in a rural area as opposed to a city or peri-urban area.

I love to breathe fresh country air, live a sustainable life surrounded by wide open spaces and be part of a small rural community; I am a true countryphile.

Countryphile by drdanni March 20, 2013

"countryside alliance" 

The "countryside alliance" are a body of people, including a significant number of violent yobs, who parade at every given opportunity claiming to represent the rural population of Britain. What they are actually interested in is preserving the right of cretins to ponce around draped in guns, and of equally sad people to fart around on horses dressed in pink. Meanwhile, the REAL rural issues, like housing, lack of transport infrastructure, employment opportunities etc, are conveniently ignored. Research shows that the rural population is as equally divided on the issue of hunting as the urban, so to describe themselves as a pressure group for rural issues is an arrogant yet accurate reflection of the kind of fucktard who joins a group like this. It could be argued that for a person to want to own a gun should automatically preclude them being allowed to.

Truly, the "countryside alliance" puts the cunt into countryside .

"countryside alliance" by Southern Uplander May 1, 2008

Countrifide 

Lacking refinement or sophistication. Improper use of the English language.

She don't know no better cuz she's done plum countrifide.

Countrifide by FaulkIT July 1, 2008