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Countime 

Countime is a hardcore band from the streets of North/South of East Los Angeles Pico Rivera/Cypress Park
who started in 2003 and ended in 2010.Mixing hxc & hip-hop with explicit street lyrics these guys made their impact on the scene over the years and represented L.A. to the fullest.
Countime is a term used in jail to count the inmates
Countime by LIVEYOURLIFE13 August 20, 2010
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Cuntimeter 

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Cuntimeter by DudeA December 7, 2009

32 Counties

A 32 county Ireland (Eire) is inevitable. 32 counties is the amount of counties Ireland has nomatter what the Brits say.
32 Counties by MrFluckDuck March 25, 2017
fake money
made in regular printer
traceable to marker
not good when wet
i just bot some pringles with them counties
counties by t. fibby June 28, 2005

third-world-counties 

Countries that have a very poor economy and have suffering people in them. For examole, North Korea is a third-world country. It is lead by an idiot who is allies with Saddam and the people there eat dogs because they are starving. Sometimes a counrty can go from a first or second world country but then become a third-world-country, such as Iraq. Before Saddam became dictator Iraq was dong pretty good but Saddam messed it all up.

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.
The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

Countiverous 

To nervously be dependant upon someone else.
Person A is countiverous of person B.

Bob countiverously asks Terry to throw him a rope so he does not fall over the cliff. Terry, Bobs un-coordinated friend, throws the rope into Bob's face and effectively knocks him over the cliff. Bob luckily catches the rope as he is falling and pulls himself to safety.
Countiverous by Hypnotyzer March 9, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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