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Contime

It’s a short form for the phrase “come on time”.
Hey guys, try to contime next session.
by InvisibleMind June 20, 2019
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5 Centimeters Per Second

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?
by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007
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Condiment

An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.
A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?
by Cex February 22, 2012
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Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
by DudeA December 7, 2009
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condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.
Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012
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Continental Pakyu

A curse (bad) word in Filipino language usually heard from the 'sosyal' type of people like Paris Hilton.

Discovered by Kuya Jobert.

It is somewhat the superlative form of the word "Pakyu" and is very effective if once said with a very hard and strong Filipino Accent.
girl: u so stupid, like DUH!
boy: Pakyu! go to you! Continental PAKYU! pukiney-iney mow! vagina floss.
by pakingshet October 28, 2013
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Social condiments

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.
I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.
by haribobation April 19, 2009
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