Counteen 

A numerical system with any number <20 reverts back to the numbers 10-19 and adds a "teen" according to the value of the corresponding number.
Example: 20 would be 10T (pronounced "ten teen.") 25 would be 15T. 35 would be 15TT (fifteen teen teen,) and so on.

Math has never been so clearly written on paper until I found out Counteen!

Counteen by sheetmusicsman May 31, 2021

countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.

A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.

countenance by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

the courteeners 

The Courteeners are an British band formed in Manchester, England in 2006 by Liam Fray (guitar/vocals), Michael Campbell (drums/backing vocals), Daniel Conan Moores (Guitar), and Mark Cuppello (bass). All four band members hail from the Middleton area of Greater Manchester, and have known each other since they were ten years old.

The band's debut single, "Cavorting" was released on August 6th 2007 by Loog Records. The single sold out immediately, with all available copies pre-ordered by their friends. A second single, "Acrylic" was released on October 22nd 2007 reaching number 44 in the UK Chart, the video also received considerable playtime on MTV2.

The band have often been compared, both in look and in attitude, to fellow Mancunian rock band Oasis. The band have played down these comparisons, saying although Oasis are their idols, they sound "nothing like Oasis musically".

You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC
Are you sure you couldn’t have found the time,
Swallowed your pride and admitted your jealousy
Sometimes I’m bad, sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably,
should have forgotten about people or things
Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings
- What Took You So Long- the Courteeners

the courteeners by indiechick. September 29, 2008

Cornteen

Internet slang for “quarantine”, originating from the many times people misspelled that word on social media during the COVID-19 or coronavirus crisis. Often used in posts expressing boredom or frustration related to self-quarantine or 'social distancing' measures.

Sometimes also (mis)spelled ‘corn teen’, ‘corn and teen’, ‘corn in teen’ or ‘corn of teen’.

“Wow, They Making Us Self Cornteen”
“I may not be making babies during this corn teen but by god I’m thinkin about it”
“I’ve been drunk almost everyday of corn and teen”
“Really regret not getting my eyebrows done before corn of teen”
“What y’all doing for the corn in teen?”

Cornteen by 2020Dutchman March 27, 2020

Cunteen 

Queen of cunts

She is the best cunt ever, basically she’s Cunteen. Queen of cunts.

Cunteen by Luchar March 15, 2018

coonteenth 

Juneteenth, commemorating the day slavery was abolished and all the coons were set free

Do we get coonteenth off?

coonteenth by Scburt October 3, 2022

mine countenance whereupon 

A more proper way of saying "my face when"
Often seen used on ponychan.net

1: Imagine me eating pie
2: (Posts reaction picture) mine countenance whereupon seeing you eat pie.

mine countenance whereupon by gaga374 August 23, 2011