Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.
A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.
by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004
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Countenance is like someone's facial expression but the whole body expresses it, not just the face.
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Verily they gazed upon his countenance and were sore afraid.
by Father O'Reilly January 28, 2004
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A more proper way of saying "my face when"
Often seen used on ponychan.net
1: Imagine me eating pie
2: (Posts reaction picture) mine countenance whereupon seeing you eat pie.
by gaga374 August 20, 2011
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