countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.

A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.

countenance by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

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Countenance

Countenance is like someone's facial expression but the whole body expresses it, not just the face.

They assumed an angry countenance

Countenance by Fabulousness April 1, 2017

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Countenance

The fearsome unwaxed genitals of a catholic priest

Verily they gazed upon his countenance and were sore afraid.

Countenance by Father O'Reilly January 28, 2004

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mine countenance whereupon

A more proper way of saying "my face when"
Often seen used on ponychan.net

1: Imagine me eating pie
2: (Posts reaction picture) mine countenance whereupon seeing you eat pie.

mine countenance whereupon by gaga374 August 23, 2011

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convenance

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient

If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.

convenance by qwerty@uiop.com November 8, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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