Count Chapula

Common phrase at UPenn to describe a girl that gives blowjobs with either A. a lot of teeth or B. chapped/dry lips

"Hey I heard you hooked up with Amy..."
"Yeah, it sucked though. She was a total Count Chapula."

Count Chapula by Shabbyv4444 November 12, 2012

Count Crapula 

Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

Count Crapula by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 7, 2003

Count Crapula 

A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.

Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!

Count Crapula by Johnny Drac December 3, 2007

count capula 

The king of cap. Lies and frauds nonstop. A total renob

Alberto is count capula about his running!

count capula by Richflex February 8, 2023