Something that sexy brunettes do when they cough do to large amounts of gas that they have. Usually people named B.S. have excess gas and create really smell farts when they cough. It makes colds very difficulter for the coughfarters as well as the people around them.
by ilovech February 19, 2009
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Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Me:
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
by tomharding January 12, 2009
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Coufarting n. (kôf-art-íng) coufart, coufartor; d. One who passes gas from their anus while coughing from their mouth.
by Coufart June 6, 2017
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When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.
When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.
When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.
When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.
As I was laying in bed I coughed and farted at the same time, then I asked my boyfriend what he'd just heard. He said "I just heard you cough." I smiled and told him to take a deep breath and that I just laid a cough fart.
by SweetpeainSF December 3, 2010
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Bob: Oh man. You might have coughatitous.
Bob: Oh man. You might have coughatitous.
by Coughatitous May 23, 2014
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NOUN
PRONOUNCED: cough•fart
The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.
NOUN
PRONOUNCED: cough•fart
The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.
David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.
by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006
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