Coughfart 

Something that sexy brunettes do when they cough do to large amounts of gas that they have. Usually people named B.S. have excess gas and create really smell farts when they cough. It makes colds very difficulter for the coughfarters as well as the people around them.

Oh my god. Did you know that Blair coughfarted like a million times in Whistler?

Coughfart by ilovech February 19, 2009

Coughart

To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.

Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.

Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.

Me:

*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".

Friend:

You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.

Coughart by tomharding January 12, 2009

coufart

Coufarting n. (kôf-art-íng) coufart, coufartor; d. One who passes gas from their anus while coughing from their mouth.

The smoke was so dense, it caused the old man to coufart obnoxiously.

coufart by Coufart June 6, 2017

Cough fart 

When someone coughs and lets out a fart either accidentally or strategically at the same time.

When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.

When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.

As I was laying in bed I coughed and farted at the same time, then I asked my boyfriend what he'd just heard. He said "I just heard you cough." I smiled and told him to take a deep breath and that I just laid a cough fart.

Cough fart by SweetpeainSF December 3, 2010

coughatitous 

Non-stop coughing with no other symptoms. Commonly caused by post-nasal drip and allergies

Jimmy: I'm so tired of this. I've been coughing for a whole week now.
Bob: Oh man. You might have coughatitous.

coughatitous by Coughatitous May 23, 2014

coughart

coughart, cofart, coughfart, cough-fart

NOUN

PRONOUNCED: cough•fart

The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.

David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.

coughart by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006

Coughative 

When someone is coughing all the time and won’t stop

That person is very coughative.

Coughative by Coughative February 3, 2018