Definitions by tomharding
Coughart
To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.
Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Me:
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
Coughart by tomharding January 12, 2009
Student Juice
Red Bull, Relentless, Lucozade - Basically any beverage marketed as energy drinks.
Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.
Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.
"Man, look at Rob's eyes, how he managed to work on his dissertation all night is beyond me"
"Probably all that student juice he's had"
"Probably all that student juice he's had"
Student Juice by tomharding August 17, 2008