Coughart

To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.

Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.

Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.

Me:

*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".

Friend:

You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.

Coughart by tomharding January 12, 2009

coughart

coughart, cofart, coughfart, cough-fart

NOUN

PRONOUNCED: cough•fart

The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.

David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.

coughart by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006

Coughart

When a fart comes out at the same time as a cough.

"He started coughing and I heard a coughart come out."

Coughart by Applapple June 5, 2018

coughart

to cough and fart at the same time. or to cough so hard one farts

i was so embarrased when i cougharted in class today. bobby won't think im cool anymore.

coughart by mribear January 22, 2009

coughatitous 

Non-stop coughing with no other symptoms. Commonly caused by post-nasal drip and allergies

Jimmy: I'm so tired of this. I've been coughing for a whole week now.
Bob: Oh man. You might have coughatitous.

coughatitous by Coughatitous May 23, 2014

Coughative 

When someone is coughing all the time and won’t stop

That person is very coughative.

Coughative by Coughative February 3, 2018

cougartron 

The queen of cougars, A woman who’s got “like a prayer” on tape loves to prey on younger men.

She was the queen of cougars “cougartron”

cougartron by JAM4479 July 16, 2022