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Couchdate 

When you cuddle on the couch with your significant other watching TV or movies or something for several hours at a time (usually until you go to sleep, or move on to other activities).
Lynch: Dude, how did last night go with Jenny?
English: It was a pretty sweet couchdate, watched Dazed and Confused, Predators, and uh, about 30 minutes of Anchorman.
Lynch: What'd you do after Anchorman?

English: Hahahahahaha, you'll learn when you're older.
Couchdate by Lynchings January 5, 2011
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Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.
Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.
Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

couchmate 

that friend that comes over to just sit around and watch tv or movies. you dont have to go do anything to have a nice time.
"Suzy is the best couchmate. We can just sit around and watch TV for hours. And when I want to leave to do my own thing, she
couchmate by mnkypod August 16, 2007

Couch Date 

Having a man or woman over to the house under the guise of a "Movie Night" or "Cook you dinner" scenario but the real 'Date' usually consists of commitment-free sex after consuming alcohol while 'Relaxing' on a couch. Often referenced by online daters as such when meeting a new person for the first time at ones home rather than public forum.
"Hey Brian, wannna hit the bar and watch the game after work?"

"Man, I wish I could but I got a couch date tonight"

"That new chick from POF that you started talking to yesterday?"

"Yea... That reminds me, I need to buy condoms and Bacardi"
Couch Date by CulDeSacGroup November 12, 2011

Couchcation 

A vacation spent largely on, near, or around a couch. Sweatpants are the typical attire for this vacation.
School was canceled so I spent the majority of my couchcation watching TV and napping.
Couchcation by megd10 February 22, 2011

couchgating 

same as tailgating except the party or activity is conducted on a sofa in front of a television with a football game playing.
I can't go to the Saints game today so I will be couchgating at home.
couchgating by blackchips October 7, 2006

Couchmaster 

N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.
Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!
Couchmaster by Kathrine JH May 11, 2008