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Couchgaiting 

Celebrating and consumption of food while sitting on one's couch prior to a telivised sporting event or show.
Guy 1: "Dude, you coming over before the game?" Guy 2: "Don't know yet." Guy 1: "Come on man, we have lots of beer and food for our couchgaiting" Guy 2:"Well, alright, i'm on my way."
Couchgaiting by Mudslinger January 13, 2013
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couchmaxing 

Jonesing to ejaculate or cum while laying on a couch
Gerald was couchmaxing while watching porn on the couch
couchmaxing by EddieCumsAlot January 26, 2024

Couchalating 

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.
Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating
Couchalating by Poiny February 20, 2024

Couchmaxing 

The act of filling a living room with more couches than traditionally required, typically seen in college houses, often ruining the feel or esthetic of the space.
“I don’t understand why business majors have an infatuation with couchmaxing, but I’m over it.”
Couchmaxing by Draft Hornse September 12, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026