couchgating

same as tailgating except the party or activity is conducted on a sofa in front of a television with a football game playing.

I can't go to the Saints game today so I will be couchgating at home.

by blackchips October 7, 2006

Couchgaiting

Celebrating and consumption of food while sitting on one's couch prior to a telivised sporting event or show.

Guy 1: "Dude, you coming over before the game?" Guy 2: "Don't know yet." Guy 1: "Come on man, we have lots of beer and food for our couchgaiting" Guy 2:"Well, alright, i'm on my way."

by Mudslinger January 13, 2013

couchmaxing

Jonesing to ejaculate or cum while laying on a couch

Gerald was couchmaxing while watching porn on the couch

by EddieCumsAlot January 26, 2024

Couchalating

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.

Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating

by Poiny February 20, 2024

Couchmaxing

The act of filling a living room with more couches than traditionally required, typically seen in college houses, often ruining the feel or esthetic of the space.

“I don’t understand why business majors have an infatuation with couchmaxing, but I’m over it.”

by Draft Hornse September 12, 2025