couchmate

that friend that comes over to just sit around and watch tv or movies. you dont have to go do anything to have a nice time.

"Suzy is the best couchmate. We can just sit around and watch TV for hours. And when I want to leave to do my own thing, she

by mnkypod August 16, 2007

Couchrage

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

by geodave April 7, 2015

CzechMate

A full or half-blooded Czechoslovakian Mechanic.

"Hey can you CHECK the oil and the CHECK the brakes?"

"Oh and CHECK that squeaky noise my suspension makes! "

-thanks CzechMate

by 🔥⭐® March 8, 2021

couchmanship

The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.

After a long night of drinking I will be ready for some serious couchmanship in the morning.

by The Couchateers November 13, 2010

Crushmate

A crushmate is a person whom you like and who likes you back. You both know that you like each other, but you are not dating for some reason. Having a crushmate is that step between the friend zone and actually going out.

"Hey, I saw you and Rachel talking today." *nudge nudge*
"Yeah, she's just so great."
"You guys are such a cute couple."
"Nah, we're not going out. We're just crushmates."
"Why don't you just ask her out? You obviously like each other!"
"Yeah, we both know. It's just complicated..."

by notmonday December 18, 2012

cechmate

The weak cult that bottle jobs belong in
Or when the nickname given to someone who bottles everything

You belong to cechmate you cechmate cunt

by J-MoneyVolume1 April 15, 2015

Cockmate

one of your best buddies that is a dude is called a cockmate.

Travis--you're my cockmate.

Pepe--that's kinda homo but thanks.

by iiiiiiiiiiisaih January 22, 2007