Coughtation Mark, (Noun) Is the use in text, and in verbal speech, of the word "cough" or by emulating the bodily function of "coughing" to humorously hide and or interject a snarky phrase or comment during conversation, usually meant to possibly annoy one person, while potentially amusing others present or partaking in said conversation.
Female: Does this make my butt look big?
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
Female: Did you just say "cough"
Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks
n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.
I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!
When a head of state says he's going on VAcation and ten minutes later, at the insistence of the state army, announces a resignation.
Word of the day Feb 12, 2011: Yesterday, President Mubarak announced he was going on VAcation to his island. Some little while later, at the insistence of the Egyptian Army, he announced the army council was in power, a coupcation.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.