Couchcation 

A vacation spent largely on, near, or around a couch. Sweatpants are the typical attire for this vacation.

School was canceled so I spent the majority of my couchcation watching TV and napping.

Couchcation by megd10 February 22, 2011

couchgating 

same as tailgating except the party or activity is conducted on a sofa in front of a television with a football game playing.

I can't go to the Saints game today so I will be couchgating at home.

couchgating by blackchips October 7, 2006

Coughtation mark 

Coughtation Mark, (Noun) Is the use in text, and in verbal speech, of the word "cough" or by emulating the bodily function of "coughing" to humorously hide and or interject a snarky phrase or comment during conversation, usually meant to possibly annoy one person, while potentially amusing others present or partaking in said conversation.

Female: Does this make my butt look big?
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
Female: Did you just say "cough"
Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks

Coughtation mark by WireableCarrot May 23, 2019

immaculate couchception 

n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.

I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!

immaculate couchception by Jayson J August 3, 2010

COUPCATION 

When a head of state says he's going on VAcation and ten minutes later, at the insistence of the state army, announces a resignation.

Word of the day Feb 12, 2011: Yesterday, President Mubarak announced he was going on VAcation to his island. Some little while later, at the insistence of the Egyptian Army, he announced the army council was in power, a coupcation.

COUPCATION by fulltune February 28, 2011

coughation

Excessive amounts of pressure applied to one's larynx area from excessive amounts of food reefer.

Nigga 1: Man, you sho is coughin a lot .
Nigga 2: I got coughation.

coughation by King McQueen June 1, 2018