Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

cooch scooch

The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.

If you don't shut your mouth Billy I'm gonna give you the cooch scooch of your life!

by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

Scooch your cooch

Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.

"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"

"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."

by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009

scootch ya cooch

get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.

if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.

by Hochef August 19, 2007