Couch Scotch
When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
Couch Scotch by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021
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cooch scooch
The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.
cooch scooch by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005
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South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch
When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
Scooch your cooch
Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.
"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"
"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."
"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."
Scooch your cooch by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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