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cooch scooch 

The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.
If you don't shut your mouth Billy I'm gonna give you the cooch scooch of your life!
cooch scooch by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch 

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

Scooch your cooch 

Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.
"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"

"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."
Scooch your cooch by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009

scootch ya cooch 

get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.
if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.
scootch ya cooch by Hochef August 19, 2007
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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