Cotiti

Another way to call your love one, instead of honey, sweetie..

- Cotiti how you doing?
- Awe Cotiti I love you

by Shawtieshawty June 5, 2013

Ulcerative Colitis

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face

Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011

cottiered

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically

Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.

by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017

cottie

a cottie in New York city is basically a slut, hoe, hooker, or a freak

"yo check out that cottie" im bout to smashh

by fyn3zt April 7, 2008

cotitious

Absent-minded, lost in thought

I'm sorry I'm late. I've been so cotitious these days.

by Jason A. Heidemann January 17, 2008

colitissed

verb.

-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea

I colitissed the shit out of that mouse because it was looking at me funny!

by oxcol September 8, 2010

Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.

Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'

by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011