Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.

Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'

by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011

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Golden Codity

the quality of a women who can play COD and make sandwiches

Caroline is so awesome.. she has the golden codity!
Im breaking up with you, you dont have the golden codity.

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When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.

Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.

by codeblock October 19, 2018

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