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Correnti

A teacher who never does his job and gives work on material that wasn't covered. He is a harsh grader, but a cool guy.
Correnti's class is retarded
by bearlover16 May 26, 2017
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Matthew Correnti

A young attractive man with great taste of style. He is smarter, faster, and better than all of his friends at everything. Especially if their friends names start with J, A, or C.
Matthew Correnti can get any female.
by BigManMatthew June 1, 2021
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Correxting

Verb: the act of correcting text messages typed on a faulty touch screen keyboard
Spending too much time correxting, Jim's girl went with John who was texting.
by Bserowe March 5, 2013
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market correction

A business term used to describe how a free-market economy balances itself after extreme events run their course like a rising stocks after a recession or the real estate bubble burst. The word crossed over into everyday use to similarly describe when one's fortune or luck changes, for bad or good, changing the course of daily life.
BAD:
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!

Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!

GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?

Bob: I hate you.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
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correctionary

A person who catches someone's grammatical errors and corrects them
"i can be very complimentive."
"don't you mean complimentary?"
"why thank you mr. correctionary"
by a_for_ashton October 24, 2009
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Correction Errection

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.
Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'
by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010
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Drunk Correction

A correction angle that is factored into one's beer pong shot due to extensive intoxication.

The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking.

Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing.
"Wow, Darren has been drinking heavily all day and he's still hitting cups like a champion. He really has great drunk correction."

"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole."
by Pilotguy44 October 19, 2009
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