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Currenti

If you have the last name Currenti you are sure to be Gay (especially when first name Sam)
Oh, your gay! You must be a Currenti
by >:)notEthan._. October 28, 2020
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Currenti

Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.

Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.

Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.

Person2: Hide your food it is in damger
by Jezza the huzz slayer January 12, 2025
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Currenti

Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.

Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.

Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.

Person2: Hide your food it is in damger
by Jezza the huzz slayer January 12, 2025
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Currenti

Currenti is usually a fridge feen, loves stealing all the snacks around the house (especially your leftovers). Currenti has a serious passion for food and will leave the plate looking like it has never been used.

Currenti is known as the vegetable virgin, as he has never ventured into the greenery. The greedy fuck.

Honestly, if you have the name Currenti, please consider buying Deodarent, as your odour could be considered a war crime.
Person1: Is that currenti coming you can hear the syomps from miles away.

Person2: Hide your food it is in damger
by Jezza the huzz slayer January 12, 2025
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Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.
Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!
by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022
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A Current Affair

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...
by PomiWells April 12, 2012
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against the current

A great rising band who makes beautiful music that pours out awesomeness in every note
Against the current is going to be the best band!
by buterasrebel January 7, 2015
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