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Corpuscle 

A big hat worn by Turd Furgeson on Jeopardy.
Hey Fred, look at that Corpuscle!
Corpuscle by Jeremy July 22, 2004
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gorpuscle 

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
gorpuscle by joseph blough October 26, 2022

Corpulent 

Corpulent (Cor-pu-lent) simply means fat however it just makes you sound as if you have a bigger vocabulary and it will confuse and disorientate the person whilst you think up another insult.
Person 1: Wa gwan famalam?
Person 2: Suck out you corpulent wasteman.

Girlfriend: Do I look fat in this?
Manly man: Nah, just corpulent.
Corpulent by NeovenomNick December 5, 2011

Corpsicle 

Zeeb's corpsicle was pulled from the thinly frozen river, while his water-logged snowmobile wasn't
Corpsicle by Unca Chuck April 15, 2003

corpusculent 

Of or describing a rotting, obese corpse.
The unanswered question fouled the air with an inescapable, corpusculent stench.
corpusculent by markyannone March 15, 2009

corpulent brony 

A very fat brony analyst who makes some pretty sweet ass YouTube videos . His obese size is second only to his fat stacks of cash. His autism levels are medium, and is only annoying in large doses.
Did you see the latest video from Corpulent Brony?
I did, man that ponyfag sure is fat!
corpulent brony by Corpulent Brony November 2, 2014

corpulent 

to put it in the vernacular: FAT AS FUCK!
He's so corpulent, when he sits around the well-appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the well-appointed Tuscan villa.
corpulent by RFIII January 8, 2008
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