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Coronamercial 

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.
All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

Corontine 

People who isolate themselves during Corona outbreak.
Government: Please Corontine yourselves during the outbreak;you maybe keeping your life on the line!
Corontine by anonymous March 23, 2020

Corontined

I have been corontined because I was exposed to or have contracted the Corona virus.
Corontined by CVernon March 22, 2020

Corona Time

The phrase you use when someone near you coughs, often as a joke saying they’re going to spread the coronavirus.

Also in reference to the popular Corona drink.
Ally: *coughs*
Jim: Yoooo it’s corona time!
Corona Time by TheNathaniel March 8, 2020

Urination Coronation 

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.
Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.
Urination Coronation by levahan December 7, 2009

Coronation 

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
Coronation by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020