A concessionist who has too much idle time and read all the manuals and jargon filled labels on the popcorn popper therefore gaining a superiority complex from it.
A: Guys did you know that the cornditioner is a warmer used to keep popcorn fresh and crisp by circulating warm air?
B: You sound like a cornditioner
A: What?
B: Already uploading to urban dictionary with my own definition
A: Kill yourself
B: You sound like a cornditioner
A: What?
B: Already uploading to urban dictionary with my own definition
A: Kill yourself
by anonymous August 23, 2025
Get the Cornditionermug.