Cornditioner 

A concessionist who has too much idle time and read all the manuals and jargon filled labels on the popcorn popper therefore gaining a superiority complex from it.

A: Guys did you know that the cornditioner is a warmer used to keep popcorn fresh and crisp by circulating warm air?
B: You sound like a cornditioner

A: What?
B: Already uploading to urban dictionary with my own definition

A: Kill yourself

Cornditioner by anonymous August 23, 2025

Air Conditioner 

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.

Air Conditioner by 123yik June 7, 2010

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. 

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.

1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. by coolkidcookscrack May 5, 2010

The Leaky Air Conditioner  

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.

I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve

The Leaky Air Conditioner by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time 

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time by glyz December 11, 2022

Arizona Air Conditioner

This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.

Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.

Arizona Air Conditioner by Roberto TM June 18, 2014

Air Conditioner 

A typical air conditioner that sounds like a hard core vibrator.

Alexa, are you using your air conditioner again?

Air Conditioner by ohhheyybabeee August 12, 2009