Copthorne 

the place where the hobbits don't live.

"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."

Copthorne by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

Cawthorned 

The act of voting out smug, obnoxious Republican member of Congress (I.e. Madison Cawthorn)

Dear Colorado, please make Lauren Boebert the next to be Cawthorned.

Cawthorned by ABG4President May 18, 2022

Cawthorned 

When a political party mobilizes against a radical politician in its ranks who has angered the more moderate majority of the party. The accomplish this by leaking damaging information, such as lurid photos and videos, to the press with the goal of tanking that politician's career. Named after Madison Cawthorn, who had myriad lurid scandals in the wake of saying he witnessed his Republican colleagues attend "cocaine-fueled orgies."

Matt Gaetz Is getting Cawthorned after spearheading the movement to remove Kevin McCarthy as House Speaker. His colleagues are telling damaging and lurid stories about his behavior in Congress to the press.

Cawthorned by drums and hos October 5, 2023

Cawthorned 

noun.
Describes someone who lost at the polls

Hey mickey did you win? No I got Cawthorned.

Cawthorned by nightsmq May 23, 2022

Cawthorned 

To dragflop nakedly up a person of the same sex (preferably cousin) and rape their mouth violently. Must say “ it was just for fun” immediately afterward to avoid it being gay.

He cawthorned that guy laying on the bed and almost forgot to say “it’s just for fun” before the other guy finished swallowing.

Cawthorned by Radicalwriter May 14, 2022

Cophones

/kəˈfoʊneɪz/ Mutation of the words 'cojones' and phone, cophones denotes courage only over the phone and in the security of ones house. Someone with cophones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over the phone.

For the internet equivalent see also keyjones

After acting like such a bitch the day before, Brian called his friends in a threatning matter hoping his cophones would have them scared.

Wow, he acts so tough over the phone but in real life he's a wuss! Must be cophones.

Cophones by DunxTheCan October 14, 2009