Copparazzi

paparazzi, but cops

cops surrounding you

Oh god, theres copparazzi there.

by Asklinne May 30, 2022

Coparazzi

Coparazzi
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.

I passed a horrible accident when I was driving to work and the coparazzi were all over it flashing away victimizing the victims yet again.

by minatepes March 27, 2011

popparazzi

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.

OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!

by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017

cockarazzi

the bros and hangers-on who constantly surround a female and unnecessarily jump to her defense to protect her from the outside world.

Dude, you can't even talk to her. She's always got a cockarazzi around her.

by Thisisntreallyneededisit January 28, 2017

cockarazzi

Someone who waits in the bathroom of brookfield east to prey on unsuspecting men by taking pics while they're peeing

Hey dude did you hear about the cockarazzi in the bathroom?

by Purplepeopleater January 28, 2009

cockarazzi

The special ultra-dedicated type of gay man who stalks truckstop and rest area restrooms.

I elected not to take a shit at that truckstop in Omaha. The place's bathroom was crawling with cockarazzis.

by ChessFella October 1, 2012

coparazzi

The act of photographing police officers while on duty.

I was a coparazzi today, and uploaded them to supercoparazzi.com.

by MStarling January 28, 2010