Coparrazzi 

The usually imaginary network of undercover cops, FBI agents, and DEA agents that that follow a paranoid drug dealer around, much like the paparazzi stalks celebrities.

"Dude, we've been waiting on you for five hours now. You said you were on your way."

"I had to take the back roads, man! I got the Coparrazzi on my tail!"

"Dude, you are being paranoid. No one is following you."

"Bullshit! I don't care what anyone says, I have seen way too many black SUVs with the letter P in the license plate today! They're stalking me like I was Kim Kardashian on a date with Britney Spears!"

Coparrazzi by Dikatomy May 4, 2013

Coparazzi 

Coparazzi
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.

I passed a horrible accident when I was driving to work and the coparazzi were all over it flashing away victimizing the victims yet again.

Coparazzi by minatepes March 27, 2011

coparazzi 

The act of photographing police officers while on duty.

I was a coparazzi today, and uploaded them to supercoparazzi.com.

coparazzi by MStarling January 28, 2010

coparazzi 

The camera's installed to catch people running red and or yellow lights at intersections or speeding on local roads and highways.

Man, I know I got busted by the coparazzi at College Drive and Corporate this morning. That's gonna be the 3rd ticket they mail me for running red lights!

coparazzi by WLR January 10, 2011

coparrazi 

when the pigs are constantly on your ass. they're lurking, always waiting for you to walk into that alley or smell like bud ;) they know you.

guy1: yo let's dip, i think the coparrazi's coming for us again
guy2: i feel you, brah

coparrazi by ineedtotextshelby February 6, 2013

coparazzi 

The operator of photo radar and red light cameras.

"I just got a ticket in the mail today from the coparazzi."

coparazzi by squidy_squid November 12, 2008

Coparazzi 

People who bust out their cameras to record any sort of police activity, usually abuse. They usually tend to give play-by-play announcements of what's happening in the video.

"Yo, that cop is beating the shit out of Tyrone. Start recording! Coparazzi gonna post this on World Star!"

Coparazzi by iCanVard July 27, 2015