the bros and hangers-on who constantly surround a female and unnecessarily jump to her defense to protect her from the outside world.
by Thisisntreallyneededisit January 28, 2017
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by Purplepeopleater January 28, 2009
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I elected not to take a shit at that truckstop in Omaha. The place's bathroom was crawling with cockarazzis.
by ChessFella October 1, 2012
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by sinisterselene January 16, 2026
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Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.
I passed a horrible accident when I was driving to work and the coparazzi were all over it flashing away victimizing the victims yet again.
by minatepes March 27, 2011
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Man, I know I got busted by the coparazzi at College Drive and Corporate this morning. That's gonna be the 3rd ticket they mail me for running red lights!
by WLR January 10, 2011
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