Coparazzi
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to
get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the
first at even the most
boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated
old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and
crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal:
sex with as many cops as possible.
